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The little red pill

The puck came to an end when mutant fingers pulling them out of your home quickly and violently. No one ever had pressed so hard against the walls of your room. He felt violated, not even had time to say goodbye to his family. Sad

saw a spongy, porous body warmly received. When he had begun to get used to the color and smell of their new environment, a wave of rushing against a soft cheek. His body felt strange as the water corrosion was weakening. Water power was too great, tried to assert a bell, which crossed his path, but one more drink of water the succumbed to the back of the throat.

awoke a little groggy from the blow of the waves, looked around and was surprised he was in the midst of a decaying cemetery. He began to walk around, there he found the skull of a cucumber, celery legs of the finger of a broccoli and a crumb, that in his opinion was of Easter Bread.

After a while, the little crumb also begins to regain the senses, gets up and not knowing what happened greets the little pill. They decide to escape the place together and help each other well.

begin their journey through the small intestine had to break through the intestinal villi that limited his way. Everything was very dark, could not see well, so take the hand to either be lost through the digestive tract.

But something happened to the little red pill, somewhat weaker and did not know what it was. The intestinal walls were to blame, had begun the process of absorption, so that gradually became smaller and sleepy, I had no strength to keep walking with the crumb of bread for Easter.

was time to say goodbye, the little pill could no longer limiting and delaying the path of the morsel. The journey takes the had joined the little pill had never felt this way about someone. They hugged tightly, they kissed on the cheek and said "see you forever."

The crumb could not look back, because of his tears, he continued his lonely way.

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The True Story of the Potato

The Apple told the Orange:

- Hey, have you noticed that the Pope is increasingly skinny and ugly?
- Yes, actually. Well, actually, the Pera told me the other day that is no longer with the other potatoes, they laugh in your face.
- can be po '.
- But I realize that day is rare shell, as it is not as brown as the other popes and worms or approach him now!

After a few days, Apple and Pear met the famous Pope, and asked:

- How should state the Pope?
- or so little girls, the truth is that not very well, like other potatoes discriminate me because I'm not like them.
- Do not worry, I Pera said the Pope must be puberty.
- Yes, my mom told me the same thing. Aunts and I have to go, see you later

One day the Pope, do not take any more teasing at school Pope and Mother begged Papa to take her to a dermatologist to prescribe a treatment to your skin urgently.

And so, as the mother Papa got a bonus Fonasa one of the best dermatologists in the system.

While sitting in the waiting room, the little Pope feels something strange in his right cheek, went to the bathroom running. When you look in the mirror, he discovers that it was a hair. Terrified decided to start a clip, but on the other cheek begins to grow another.

At that time, the mother enters the restroom and told him that they are calling for the speaker to pass to the consultation of a dermatologist. The Pope and the Pope's mother enter the doctor's office and shows his face. The doctor, looking with horror, makes a couple of questions and says

- I think I know what happens here!

Pope's mother asks

- is puberty, right?
- No, Mrs. Pope, is a bit more complex than that.

While the dermatologist and mother talked Pope, the Pope began to grow more hair on his face and body, so that long to mourn.

- Papa Do not worry, what happens to you is that certainly when you were born in the clinic changed you mother.
- How is it doctor?, Mother asks Pope

The doctor pulls out a knife, he cuts across and says:

- but you're a KIWI!

Uma Spanish Translation

Two weeks ago .... Bernarda Cow

4 star wanted to be on time to a class when ...

A radio crashed assistant advised that at the end of the class must serve a recording. Three of the stars, andy, Javito valerio and worked efficiently that class, paid attention and captured every step to do the job. However, the star pauly had serious problems since that morning had not taken his inevitable chocolate milk, so walked slower than usual (imagine).

After 30 minutes of class, all the stars had their work echo, unless the star pauly, so the rush began. Bad idea, because it made her more nervous still, entered into collapsing and you miss nothing. I went with

25 minutes late to the desired class.

Virtually Javito star had to do everything, you saved the file and handed it to crash assistant. Finally went to the yard the schoolhouse, to board the magic bus andy star.
andy
If the star is a walking danger to society, imagine how it must be driving a car. But as if this were not enough, the star was co valerio, another big mistake if they wanted to be on time.

The trip to Sausalito artists believed the Hollywood stars and began to remember songs in the style of "do not love me, because you think I look different" "You're almost the perfect man that I dreamed for so long" "clock stop your way, because my life is off "" you're going because I want you to go, at the time I want to stop you "... etc.

When they arrived at the scene, the star of the moment driving around 7 parking passes when he finally decides to return to one of them, the star tells valerio continue down the street to turn around in comfort. Proved to be a street that deviate from the target well, was extremely narrow to make the maneuver, which added a few driving skills of the star andy difficult to get to the gym in Sausalito.

After a few minutes of hysteria inside the car, death threats, haircuts and more screams, found parking, got out, ran and came to class with a few minutes late.

Moral: If you go back


never do a job with the Pauly
never
pressure with time for any reason that the drive
Andy Valerius
no instructions and no co-pilot go

Thanks to: The

little girl part of the story, for all the craziness and good times.

reserved copyright, which allows me to award it invented and imagined details. So, not accept any claim.

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The publisher of revenge tales Lions

(From Digital Mutations)

As you know, brothers Guaire Chang fell into the river, and we all dead. But (of course there is a "but" fortunately!), And out of sight of the terrible Andropov, our Chinese flew, literally. A flock of vultures, the same bodies they had enjoyed the brothers left to the cities along the river, came to the rescue. We assume that their interests looked after scavengers, so in this case we can say that crows do not put out his eyes, but were removed from the water itself.

The Chang brothers were taken to the grounds of their dearest sisters, who immediately attended. As they hatched righteous rescue business, the brothers were recovering. Falling into a river so polluted is serious. Current throws you against hundreds of sharp objects that are causing your body, causing fatal injuries in many cases, and you accidentally swallow water, carrying diseases of the esophagus, stomach and intestines that can be lethal. The Chang brothers, however, received the best care of skilled doctors in acupuncture and other medical arts of China. A string of stitches covered the body of the brothers, and his skin had turned a deep green, radioactive. "Piel de Hulk," the sages to heal. "Little by little become the characteristic yellow." Facing the mirror, watching their sorry ways the Chang brothers vowed revenge and conceived the next business: a circus. Yes, a circus of events, a circus of old, of which no longer exist, with bearded women, men, bullets, knife throwers, hermaphrodites, dwarfs bulk sirens enigmatic and Russian collectors of elephant shit.

Finally, when his skin was yellow again and again the wise acupuncturists work of waiters in Chinese restaurants, the Chang brothers went in search of their enemies. Their sources Andropov told them that after the attack of the sisters, had gone to conching in Tunguska (Siberia, Russia) on Podkamennaya near the river, at position 60 ° 55 '"N 101 ° 57' E.

The attack was relentless. The Chang came with his sisters and their fucking killer, with 88 bodyguards renewed the illustrious manic-O-Ren Ishii, and even with the same girlfriend (of the Kill Bill ) ally. They fell all the vassals of Andropov, who were found, temblecos and embraced, in a corner of the underground chamber where the tsarist government hid the radioactive remains of the bomb that destroyed alien con la región a principios del siglo pasado.

De regreso a nuestras tierras, los Chang abrieron el circo concebido para la venganza. Los Andropov, vestidos de niñas, constantemente vigilados y con grillos en los pies, han sido condenados a trabajar sin tregua. Todos los días deben recoger el excremento de los elefantes, limpiarle el ano al hombre más gordo del mundo, peinar la barba de la mujer barbada, pasear los caniches de los enanos, hacer reír a los payasos, servir de esclavos sexuales de Kongo el gorila, cocinar, lavar, limpiar letrinas y todo lo que implique oficios forzados de por vida. Bien merecido se lo tienen los otrora terribles Andropov.

¡Larga vida a nuestros Chang!

Jose Santaella and Urriola Fedosy
(MC)