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La aventura del hipopótamo Alberto

Ese día el hipopótamo Alberto felt bad, something bothered him in the back of your body. That morning he had no intention of anything, he was lying

eating a banana with caramel and cream,

their favorite food.

turned on the TV for the latest in SQP copuchar, but turned off the TV for the fomedad of items spoken by the flamboyant opinólogos and decided to turn his computer to chat with friends, but the head and back pain were so

large that lay on his bed again.

Something happened and did not know what it was. From second to second he falls asleep. Woke up with his big body sweat and a huge uncomfortable on your back, try scratching its claws but did not arrive for a few extra kilos that

manifested in the enormous

anatomy of your body.

ran to the mirror to see what was happening and I was shocked, two small yellow wings were installed

mysteriously in the back

your sweaty body.

Terrified by what happened go to your neighbor decides to show these strange new limbs. When you open the door of his house to go where Clementina, his neighbor, the pair of wings begin to move rapidly to make

huge body floating hippo

Alberto. While

rose lost sight of his home when he walked away more and more began to dominate the course of his amazing journey. During the journey he found wonderful animals that caught his attention, including an eccentric owl wearing a large yellow robe who guided him in the direction they should continue to avoid colliding with other flying animals. And a block away in the business of fluffy marshmallows met an air octopus eating a triple combo of sweetened green

tag. Amazed

kept going for hours, the trip was amazing, he never imagined the strange world that was 100 meters above his big nose of pepper. But the hours passed quickly and began to darken within a few seconds not see beyond your own nose because of the lack of light, blind and unable to see the road, crashed into the waning moon yellow falls and loses

knowledge ...

... woke agitated in his bed, which it had lain hours before, had all been a fantastic dream, but strangely felt a sharp pain in head, rubs its left paw and discover a piece of yellow crescent moon which had crashed in his sleep.

Was it all a dream? Would
even the wings in the back of his massive body? Who
be taken to his bed after colliding with the waning moon yellow?

what do you think? **

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The little red pill

The puck came to an end when mutant fingers pulling them out of your home quickly and violently. No one ever had pressed so hard against the walls of your room. He felt violated, not even had time to say goodbye to his family. Sad

saw a spongy, porous body warmly received. When he had begun to get used to the color and smell of their new environment, a wave of rushing against a soft cheek. His body felt strange as the water corrosion was weakening. Water power was too great, tried to assert a bell, which crossed his path, but one more drink of water the succumbed to the back of the throat.

awoke a little groggy from the blow of the waves, looked around and was surprised he was in the midst of a decaying cemetery. He began to walk around, there he found the skull of a cucumber, celery legs of the finger of a broccoli and a crumb, that in his opinion was of Easter Bread.

After a while, the little crumb also begins to regain the senses, gets up and not knowing what happened greets the little pill. They decide to escape the place together and help each other well.

begin their journey through the small intestine had to break through the intestinal villi that limited his way. Everything was very dark, could not see well, so take the hand to either be lost through the digestive tract.

But something happened to the little red pill, somewhat weaker and did not know what it was. The intestinal walls were to blame, had begun the process of absorption, so that gradually became smaller and sleepy, I had no strength to keep walking with the crumb of bread for Easter.

was time to say goodbye, the little pill could no longer limiting and delaying the path of the morsel. The journey takes the had joined the little pill had never felt this way about someone. They hugged tightly, they kissed on the cheek and said "see you forever."

The crumb could not look back, because of his tears, he continued his lonely way.

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The True Story of the Potato

The Apple told the Orange:

- Hey, have you noticed that the Pope is increasingly skinny and ugly?
- Yes, actually. Well, actually, the Pera told me the other day that is no longer with the other potatoes, they laugh in your face.
- can be po '.
- But I realize that day is rare shell, as it is not as brown as the other popes and worms or approach him now!

After a few days, Apple and Pear met the famous Pope, and asked:

- How should state the Pope?
- or so little girls, the truth is that not very well, like other potatoes discriminate me because I'm not like them.
- Do not worry, I Pera said the Pope must be puberty.
- Yes, my mom told me the same thing. Aunts and I have to go, see you later

One day the Pope, do not take any more teasing at school Pope and Mother begged Papa to take her to a dermatologist to prescribe a treatment to your skin urgently.

And so, as the mother Papa got a bonus Fonasa one of the best dermatologists in the system.

While sitting in the waiting room, the little Pope feels something strange in his right cheek, went to the bathroom running. When you look in the mirror, he discovers that it was a hair. Terrified decided to start a clip, but on the other cheek begins to grow another.

At that time, the mother enters the restroom and told him that they are calling for the speaker to pass to the consultation of a dermatologist. The Pope and the Pope's mother enter the doctor's office and shows his face. The doctor, looking with horror, makes a couple of questions and says

- I think I know what happens here!

Pope's mother asks

- is puberty, right?
- No, Mrs. Pope, is a bit more complex than that.

While the dermatologist and mother talked Pope, the Pope began to grow more hair on his face and body, so that long to mourn.

- Papa Do not worry, what happens to you is that certainly when you were born in the clinic changed you mother.
- How is it doctor?, Mother asks Pope

The doctor pulls out a knife, he cuts across and says:

- but you're a KIWI!

Uma Spanish Translation

Two weeks ago .... Bernarda Cow

4 star wanted to be on time to a class when ...

A radio crashed assistant advised that at the end of the class must serve a recording. Three of the stars, andy, Javito valerio and worked efficiently that class, paid attention and captured every step to do the job. However, the star pauly had serious problems since that morning had not taken his inevitable chocolate milk, so walked slower than usual (imagine).

After 30 minutes of class, all the stars had their work echo, unless the star pauly, so the rush began. Bad idea, because it made her more nervous still, entered into collapsing and you miss nothing. I went with

25 minutes late to the desired class.

Virtually Javito star had to do everything, you saved the file and handed it to crash assistant. Finally went to the yard the schoolhouse, to board the magic bus andy star.
andy
If the star is a walking danger to society, imagine how it must be driving a car. But as if this were not enough, the star was co valerio, another big mistake if they wanted to be on time.

The trip to Sausalito artists believed the Hollywood stars and began to remember songs in the style of "do not love me, because you think I look different" "You're almost the perfect man that I dreamed for so long" "clock stop your way, because my life is off "" you're going because I want you to go, at the time I want to stop you "... etc.

When they arrived at the scene, the star of the moment driving around 7 parking passes when he finally decides to return to one of them, the star tells valerio continue down the street to turn around in comfort. Proved to be a street that deviate from the target well, was extremely narrow to make the maneuver, which added a few driving skills of the star andy difficult to get to the gym in Sausalito.

After a few minutes of hysteria inside the car, death threats, haircuts and more screams, found parking, got out, ran and came to class with a few minutes late.

Moral: If you go back


never do a job with the Pauly
never
pressure with time for any reason that the drive
Andy Valerius
no instructions and no co-pilot go

Thanks to: The

little girl part of the story, for all the craziness and good times.

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