Sunday, September 9, 2007

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The True Story of the Potato



The Apple told the Orange:

- Hey, have you noticed that the Pope is increasingly skinny and ugly?
- Yes, actually. Well, actually, the Pera told me the other day that is no longer with the other potatoes, they laugh in your face.
- can be po '.
- But I realize that day is rare shell, as it is not as brown as the other popes and worms or approach him now!

After a few days, Apple and Pear met the famous Pope, and asked:

- How should state the Pope?
- or so little girls, the truth is that not very well, like other potatoes discriminate me because I'm not like them.
- Do not worry, I Pera said the Pope must be puberty.
- Yes, my mom told me the same thing. Aunts and I have to go, see you later

One day the Pope, do not take any more teasing at school Pope and Mother begged Papa to take her to a dermatologist to prescribe a treatment to your skin urgently.

And so, as the mother Papa got a bonus Fonasa one of the best dermatologists in the system.

While sitting in the waiting room, the little Pope feels something strange in his right cheek, went to the bathroom running. When you look in the mirror, he discovers that it was a hair. Terrified decided to start a clip, but on the other cheek begins to grow another.

At that time, the mother enters the restroom and told him that they are calling for the speaker to pass to the consultation of a dermatologist. The Pope and the Pope's mother enter the doctor's office and shows his face. The doctor, looking with horror, makes a couple of questions and says

- I think I know what happens here!

Pope's mother asks

- is puberty, right?
- No, Mrs. Pope, is a bit more complex than that.

While the dermatologist and mother talked Pope, the Pope began to grow more hair on his face and body, so that long to mourn.

- Papa Do not worry, what happens to you is that certainly when you were born in the clinic changed you mother.
- How is it doctor?, Mother asks Pope


The doctor pulls out a knife, he cuts across and says:







- but you're a KIWI!